It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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