Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
we're so committed to being not committed
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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