so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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