I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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