Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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