This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I just found puke in my bra..
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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