Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize