Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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