jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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