I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Are my feet made of real feet?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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