do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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