Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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