He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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