Don't you send me to vm
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
