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I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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