So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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