Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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