okay pat passed out under dana's car
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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