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• (510): View more from California

  The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We shouldn"t be alone together

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  you didn"t say that yesterday

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  you weren't married yesterday

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.

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• (347): View more from New York

  i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...

  (404): View more from Georgia

  sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I've ID'd the nipple biter.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.

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  I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  ...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.

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