Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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