Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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