So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
sex in a hospital.. check
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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