He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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