Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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