idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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