I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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