I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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