you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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