i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Two words: nipple clamps
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