Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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