I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
