I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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