There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm going to jail i love you
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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