come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
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she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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