My sheets look like a crime scene.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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