Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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