"it" just moved
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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