Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
His nipple licking is glorious
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