Well apparently he's into motor boating.
are you so shy because you have an std?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Mom said you looked used
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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