Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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