Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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