Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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