i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process