Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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