if i can run in heels then i can drive
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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