What did we do last night that was yellow?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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