lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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