Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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