Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I deserve this hangover.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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