did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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