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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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