spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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