Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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