Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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