So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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