I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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