The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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